Friday, November 4, 2011

Tort Reform

Tell that nag Mary Schapiro I won't go quietlyOverheard this morning at breakfast:
Lawyer #1: “Being a litigator is like cleaning the Augean Stables: it’s not particularly pleasant work, but you know you’ll always have a job.”

Lawyer #2: “That’s nothing. You should try representing investment bankers. It’s like being a streetsweeper in the Rose Parade: you have to deal with a neverending parade of horses’ asses, and you’re always cleaning up their shit.”

I love lawyer jokes. Especially when they’re told by lawyers.

Happy Friday.

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