A friend emailed to tell me he was out last night and heard someone yell “TED!” outside a bar, restaurant, and adult bookstore.1 He spun around and looked, then had a good laugh.
I told him he could pretty much count on it that whenever and wherever “TED!” is shouted outside a bar or adult bookstore,2 I’ll be there in spirit.
It’s in my contract.
1 He did not explain, but hopefully this was not all one establishment. Drinking at an adult bookstore I can understand; eating there would only give me indigestion.
2 Of course, if it is a strip club, you can be pretty certain I'll be there in the flesh, too.
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