Stranger: "How you doing there, Dude?"
Dude: "Not too good, man."
Stranger: "One of those days, huh?"
Dude: "Yeah."
Stranger: "Well, a wiser fella than myself once said, 'Sometimes you eat the bar, and'—(Much obliged)—'sometimes the bar, well, he eats you.'"
Dude: "Hmm. That some kinda Eastern thing?"
Stranger: "Far from it."
— The Big Lebowski
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